Retirement Plan

Canines are starting to get the respect we so deserve. First health insurance and now a pension. Next step, we vote. Then world domination!!

The annual pension works out to about $470.

Retired dogs will now be kept at state kennels. The government will pay for all their food, grooming and medical bills.

I hope the pension payout is tied to some sort of annual cost of sleeping adjustment. If not, I’ll take my chances selling pig’s ears on a street corner.