Folsom Prison Blues

Am I the only one that sees the irony in this story?

Alaska prison inmates are teaching abandoned dogs obedience skills they hope will give the animals a second chance at life.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but had the inmates focused on their own obedience training they wouldn’t be incarcerated.

The doggie curriculum includes:

• How to make a shiv from a chewey
• Twenty ways to drop a flossy and not regret it
• How to bite the hand that feeds you
• Making Kong explosives

Why do I get the feeling that these dogs will go on a crime spree anytime the command, “Let me out you dirty screws!” is given?