I Know You Are But What Am I?

So my old man took a quiz to find out what kind of dog he’d be based upon his personal traits. I could have told him slug, but apparently that’s not a type of canine. Anyway the results are shown below.

If you want your owner to see what they would be, click on this link.  Then click on the Doberman in the picture or on the word GAME on the left side of the screen.

Why can’t humans just be happy with themselves?