Punk Bear Runs Into Motorcyclist
July 31 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Bear attacks. You hear about them all the time, but this one in Vermont has taken it to a new level.
BERLIN, Vt. — Motorcyclist Neale Gow struck a bear on his way home from work on Sunday and police say he’s lucky to be alive.
“At one point, I noticed something appearing in my vision from the left,” Gow said, “It turned out to be a pretty good-sized bear.”
Gow said he had little time to react to a large black bear running his way at full speed. He hit the animal in its side.
This makes me wonder whether this was a punk bear being mischievous. I can hear him in the woods telling his fellow buddies, “The next motorcycle that comes along, I’m going to run up to it and knock the human off of it!”
My What Big Saber Teeth You Have
July 31 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
No obnoxious commentary on this story. I just post it to show you that dogs are loving creatures that accept all creatures great and small. We don’t judge.
CANEY, Kan. – A dog at a southeast Kansas zoo has adopted three tiger cubs abandoned by their mother. Safari Zoological Park owner Tom Harvey said the tiger cubs were born Sunday, but the mother had problems with them.
A day later, the mother stopped caring for them. Harvey said the cubs were wandering around, trying to find their birth mother, who wouldn’t pay attention to them. That’s when the cubs were put in the care of a golden retriever, Harvey said.
Harvey said it’s unusual for dogs to care for tiger cubs, but it does happen. He said he has seen reports of pigs nursing cubs in China, and he actually got the golden retriever after his wife saw television accounts of dogs caring for tiger cubs.
Puppies take about the same amount of time as tiger cubs to develop, and Harvey said the adoptive mother just recently weaned her own puppies.
“The timing couldn’t have been any better,” he said.
The mother doesn’t know the difference, Harvey said. He said the adopted mother licks, cleans and feeds the cubs.
Oh…she knows the difference.
Live Shark Stolen From Garden Shed
July 30 | 5 Comments
Something seems fishy about the following story of a shark being stolen from a shed. Unless the shark was a gang member from NY who snapped his fingers and walked in lock step with his brothers, I know Peter Benchley wouldn’t believe it. So why should I?
Anyway, here are the details..
A live shark was stolen from a shed, police said today. The marble shark – one half of the only breeding pair in the UK – was taken from a garden in Farnborough, Hampshire, over the weekend.
A shark in a shed, huh? I wonder if it was hanging from the wall right between the pitchfork and the shovel?
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Bruce Chimpanz Lee
July 29 | 1 Comment
There are some animals that I don’t want any part of. Big snakes, big spiders and big ninja monkeys.
If I ever become famous, I’m going to hire this guy to protect me. If times get tough, he can double up as my organ grinder. It’ll help make ends meet.
Roscoe P. Coltrane Wants Your Vote
July 29 | 1 Comment
We all want different things from life. I want a bowl full of human chow with a glass of milk on the side, a comfortable bed to sleep the day away in and an owner with an IQ bigger than his shoe size. But, as the Rolling Stones say, you can’t always get what you want.
Enter Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane into the discussion. All he wants is a little power over the people of Fairhope, Alabama. That’s why he’s running for mayor although it looks like the odds may be against him.
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One Flew Over the Cukoo Cat’s Nest
July 28 | 3 Comments
What more can I say about the mental disorder of loving cats that hasn’t already been said? Not much, but I will share with you the following story showing you just how far the problem can go.
How far? All the way to the psych ward.
Carmageddon 2008
July 25 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
With this blog, I’ve tried to show the world that dogs are harmless creatures, just looking to make a positive mark on this world. Then some numbskull canine, thinking he’s above it all,comes along and ruins all my good work.
Who’s the dog this time? Well it’s a German Shepherd named Ranger, and get this, he’s a police dog to boot. Just read the details of this latest incident.
Vulture Memorial Hospital
July 24 | 4 Comments
The other day I heard my mother call downstairs to my father, “Honey, there are a bunch of roosters out in the front yard.” Lest you think we live on a farm or out in rural America, let me set you straight. We live in suburban America where houses are stamped next to each other every hundred feet or so. We don’t get many roosters walking in our neighborhood, and if we did they would be cited for jaywalking.
So it was no surprise that curiosity got the best of my father as he ran up the stairs to check out what it was all about. Of course I wasn’t far behind.
I Want To Ride My Bicycle
July 23 | 1 Comment
Young dogs today, they’re so lazy. It seems to me they only want to take the car when it’s time to go somewhere. That’s why I was pleased to see this video of a dalmation taking his bike for a spin. Sure he isn’t very good at it, requiring training wheels, but at least he’s getting his excercise.
I hope he doesn’t forget to ring the bell with his thumb pad.
Cat Head in a Jar
July 23 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
It seems the mainstream media loves cats and will gives them favorable treatment all the time. That’s why I find it incumbent upon myself to put stories on this blog about the realty of the the feline class. It doesn’t hurt if there’s a degrading picture to go along with it.
Take for instance this story of a kitty, wasting taxpayer resources, by getting her head stuck in a jar.
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