Watch Your Step-High Wire Dog
October 29 | 1 Comment
We’ve been known to jump through hoops for acceptance, but there are some of us who’ll go just a bit further. Take this Mastiff for instance.
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Scooby Takes Stand In Murder Trial
October 27 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Scooby Doo. I remember him as a happy go lucky Great Dane who hung out with his loser owner Shaggy. I don’t doubt the two shared in some illicit drug use leading them to see ghosts and apparitions.
But those were the days of Scooby’s youth. It turns out that at some point he was given to a French lady where they shared an apartment in the city of love, Paris. Sadly, their relationship ended tragically.
Dogs, Men Use Same Tricks to Get the Ladies
October 26 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
The following study surprises me.
It states that men, human men, follow the same rules of engagement as male dogs when it comes to wooing the opposite sex. Really? I have to say, my father is clueless, and he managed to get a girl. Granted, it’s my mother, but still she’s a chick.
I bet he never even sniffed her crotch before asking her out for a Happy Meal at Mickey Dee’s. What a blockhead.
Me? I get whatever I want out of women, be they pretty or dogs. But that’s because I know what I’m doing.
Here’s the story about the study from The Times of India.
Pig Imprisons Woman in Home
October 23 | 5 Comments
I love reading Stephen King. I especially loved Pet Semetary. Church…he still wanders in my nightmares when I sleep. So when I saw this story, I immediately thought of Mr. King and his demented mind.
This real life story mimics his novel, Misery, but with a twist. No, this time it’s not Annie that is holding someone hostage, but rather, Misery Bruce, the pig, that is keeping its owner captive.
Let this story be a cautionary tale to those of you who like to bring home the bacon.
Cow’s Head Stuck in Washing Moochine
October 22 | 1 Comment
Last night I managed to pry the pantry door in the kitchen open to get at some food. On the floor, within snout’s reach, was a bag of cat kibble. Not one to waste an opportunity I partook in the magically delicious taste of crunchy tuna by burying my head deep into the bag. As footsteps approached and the sound of, “BO!!” hit my eardrums, I pulled my head out of the bag.
I was lucky, sometimes it’s not so easy to get out of a situation, as this cow can tell you.
Penguin Watching Cat Catches Train
October 20 | 7 Comments
“I hear the train a comin’. It’s rollin ’round the bend. And I ain’t seen the sunshine since, I don’t know when.”
Fans of the Man in Black will recognize those words from the classic tune, Folsom Prison Blues.
No, I’m not in prison, although I have fantasized about shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I guess that’s not 100% true. I’ve fantasized about shooting a man, not in Reno, but right here in Atlanta, and that man is my father.
Not surprisingly this repeated fantasy occurs every time that SOB tickles my toe fur when I doze off.
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Judge Gets Himself a Six Pack
October 19 | 1 Comment
You ever notice how many dog heroes are out there?
There’s Lassie saving everyone in the midwest from dying in wells, and Hooch handcuffing every perp in his small city, and of course me saving my parents from a life more ordinary.
There are so many pups doing good things I could fill up the entire internet citing them all. But why tell you something you already know.
So that got me to thinking about cat heroes and whether there are any.
There’s Garfield, a dimwitted overweight cat hell bent on capturing more food, however that’s about as heroic as Sallie Struthers rolling a bum for Burger King money. Of course there’s Sylvester P. Pussycat but the only thing he ever saved was his appetite for a defenseless bird. And then you have Catwoman, but the only one I know who thinks she is a hero is the Penguin. And let’s face it, penguins aren’t the brightest bulbs in the pack (have you ever seen March of Penguins?).
Woman Chooses Crocodile over Husband
October 16 | 1 Comment
It’s pet adoption month!!
I think we should all take the time to thank our owners for doing the right thing by bringing unbridled joy and love into their homes by adopting us.
I might crack a joke or two about my old man and his owner, but without the two of them I’d be pushing up daisies in the backyard of some upstate NY shelter.
If you didn’t know, in the winter those daisies are a bitch to push up.
Books-a-Million Book Signing – Oct 17
October 16 | 2 Comments
Hey Pups. I want to let everyone who lives in the Atlanta area know that Horst and I will have a book signing at the Books-A-Million in Acworth, GA on Saturday. The store is located at 3372 Cobb Parkway in the Super Target plaza.
Come join us on October 17 th from 1-3 pm and get your very own pawtographed copy of BAD TO THE BONE: Memoir Of A Rebel Doggie Blogger. Grab a couple copies, it makes a great stocking stuffer.
Want to buy a copy now, click here.
Good Day Atlanta Xtra Appearance
October 14 | 2 Comments
My old man and I will be on Good Day Atlanta Xtra on Thursday October 15th between 9:00 – 10:00 AM.
Karen Graham and Jeff Hill co-host Atlanta’s only local morning show from 9-10am. “Good Day Xtra” offers the latest news, entertainment, lifestyle, and health stories mixed with the warm and fun personalities of two familiar faces. So, grab an Xtra cup of coffee and sit back and relax.
This is an Xtra hour that Atlanta will love and with me on the show, the best hour of television ever!!
