Filler Up With The Good Stuff

I’m not lactate intolerant. Never have, and God forbid, never will.

There’s just too much good stuff one would have to give up if afflicted with this condition.

I can’t imagine having to give up all that cheese I’m able to procure from my parents’ grubby little mitts. No swiss, provoline or even, yes…cheez whiz!

What a bummer.

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Mental Issues Plague Stuffed Toys

Listen, I’ve got enough problems of my own without having to deal with the issues of other inhabitants of this lonely planet. Inhabitants like people, pets, and stuffed animals.

Yeah, stuffed animals.

Take, for instance, a ridiculous stuffed bear my brother Goliath plays with every morning. The poor bear is drenched in drool, thrown about the house, and makes a mooing sound. Read more

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